1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. ** **And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? ** **I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! ** **Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! ** **Can I? ** **Can I? ** **Huh? ** **Huh? ** **Huh? ** **Can I? ** **Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? ** **I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it?** ** I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. ** **Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb**.**"

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. ** **Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. ** **By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

The Cat's Answer:

Cats do not change light bulbs. ** **People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and
a massage?"*

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
HAVE STAFF!

Watch your dog!


A sniper has been picking off dogs one at a time and almost a dozen have been killed or wounded so far.


These horrible attacks have occurred predominantly in the Glasgow area.


Police say they have a suspect and an arrest warrant has been issued, but so far, they haven't been able to nab him.


Police have distributed a photo attached of the alleged suspect so please keep your dogs safe and distribute this to anyone who has dogs in the area